“Why are you a dick?”
“Cuz I ride my horse to the movies..”
(Source: raqequit, via durins3xual)
“Why are you a dick?”
“Cuz I ride my horse to the movies..”
(Source: raqequit, via durins3xual)
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
(via phrankiero)
in Swedish we don’t say “i love you”, we say “min älskare är en älg” which means “my heart will forever be yours” i think that’s beautiful
(Source: tardisbluecommunity)